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The Randomest Survey Ever.Yay.(with a slice of onion pie) Created by oxangelinblackxo and taken 602 times on Bzoink
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Do you chew your pudding?:	yeah kinda.
Explain your answer.:	it's not chewy as such it's really just biting it.
Have you ever consumed a shoe?:	no.
If you were to, would it be the left or the right one?Why?:	right first. cause i felt like it.
Do you eat soup or drink it?:	both. i tend to try to bite it.
Where do waffles come from?:	ya mum.
Do you like peaches and mustard?:	no.
What's your favorite jolly rancher?:	wtf r those?
Would you drink a glassful of someone's snot for a thousand dollars?:	no.
Other random questions
What do you think "PFCHA" means?:	Please frickin choose helpless animals!
Define "painful lettuce" in your own words...be creative!:	lettuce in painful to eat CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE DIRT!
Do you have a spork fetish?:	no.
Can you lick your elbow?:	no...though i have tried. (simone!)
Can I lick your elbow?:	if u want ;) haha
Are you wearing your underwear today?:	yes.
If so, what color are they?:	erh...white
Have you ever shaved your big toe?:	no
Do you have issues?:	yes.
Create an acronym for you initials.:	it would help if i could remember what they are.
How many flies do you kill on average per day?:	none.
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?:	because people haven't been trampling on it.
Have you ever glued quarters to the floor of the mall?:	hahaha! no
If not, would it entertain you?:	obviously yes.
Do you like the smell of hermit crab food?:	no.
What was the last thing you said to your grandmother's daughter's child?:	i haven't spoken to myself in a while. and to my brother i said... can u shut ur door u sing like a dying cat
Descrive the flavor of shaving cream.:	yummy. i kid i kid i dunno
Describe the flavor of whipped cream.:	tasty
Now describe them mixed together!:	so yummy it's tasty
meow?!:	woof!
How was your day?:	good so far...no school!
Have you ever tasted snake poo?:	no. and i don't plan to.
What does a crab fart sound like?:	i dunno y don't u tell me.
Mary had a little ______ (finish the sentence):	little lamb?
What do you feed your pet leprechaun?:	drugs
Name three other ways you can use a hair dryer other than drying things.:	a gun. if u had a powerful one...to push things. to turn on and pretend u can't hear whoeva is talking.
Do you put on the left or the righ sock first?:	left i think.
Are you a cat person?:	yes.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?:	1 million wood blocks
Where do babies come from?:	ya mum. (haha that works)
***When was the last time you...***
messed with your hair?:	just then.
used the bathroom?:	ages ago
hugged a llama?:	never.
Flung apple sauce at an old man and licked him clean?:	eww. never.
Set your alarm clock?:	5:30 in the morning
Fed your fish? (dont even tell me you dont have a nemo):	like 3 years ago when i had first...that's probably y their dead.
**More randomness**
Have you ever assualted someone with a zipper?:	no
A cucumber?:	no
Do you like cherries?:	yes.
Are you perfect?:	no.
Are you a male or female?:	female.
Check. Now tell me if you are male or female.:	female. :S
What is your favorite thing to lick?:	u don't wanna know. ;)
Have you ever tickled a goldfish?:	no...tried to poke one though.
Do you have crotch worms?:	no. haha
Have you ever had crotch worm cake?:	lol no.
Would you like to?:	no.
What would you do if....
You were being chased by a swarm of purple wasps?:	hide i guess.
you wore a suit made of 100 dollar bills to the ghetto?:	probably return home naked.
there was a dragon in your basement?:	ask him where merlin is!
you found a worm in your apple?:	think i was in the labyrinth
you found half a worm in your apple?:	vomit or something.
all the squirrels in the world died?:	haha.
The one you love most was gone?:	i dunno.
There were no more oreos?:	CRY AND SCREAM!!!! (haha)
someone offered you a boxful of dead mice?:	through it back in their face!
You were given three days to live?:	haha. i dunno. rape the person i like...i dunno what would u do?
You could travel through time?:	dunno.
you had x-ray vision?:	haha...
What flavor are you?:	yummy flavor.
Describe this quiz as a flavor.:	spearmint
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