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The Randomest Survey Ever.Yay.(with a slice of onion pie) Created by oxangelinblackxo and taken 602 times on Bzoink
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Do you chew your pudding?:	yeah kinda.
Explain your answer.:	it's not chewy as such it's really just biting it.
Have you ever consumed a shoe?:	no.
If you were to, would it be the left or the right one?Why?:	right first. cause i felt like it.
Do you eat soup or drink it?:	both. i tend to try to bite it.
Where do waffles come from?:	ya mum.
Do you like peaches and mustard?:	no.
What's your favorite jolly rancher?:	wtf r those?
Would you drink a glassful of someone's snot for a thousand dollars?:	no.
Other random questions
What do you think "PFCHA" means?:	Please frickin choose helpless animals!
Define "painful lettuce" in your own words...be creative!:	lettuce in painful to eat CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE DIRT!
Do you have a spork fetish?:	no.
Can you lick your elbow?:	no...though i have tried. (simone!)
Can I lick your elbow?:	if u want ;) haha
Are you wearing your underwear today?:	yes.
If so, what color are they?:	erh...white
Have you ever shaved your big toe?:	no
Do you have issues?:	yes.
Create an acronym for you initials.:	it would help if i could remember what they are.
How many flies do you kill on average per day?:	none.
Why is the grass always greener on the other side?:	because people haven't been trampling on it.
Have you ever glued quarters to the floor of the mall?:	hahaha! no
If not, would it entertain you?:	obviously yes.
Do you like the smell of hermit crab food?:	no.
What was the last thing you said to your grandmother's daughter's child?:	i haven't spoken to myself in a while. and to my brother i said... can u shut ur door u sing like a dying cat
Descrive the flavor of shaving cream.:	yummy. i kid i kid i dunno
Describe the flavor of whipped cream.:	tasty
Now describe them mixed together!:	so yummy it's tasty
meow?!:	woof!
How was your day?:	good so far...no school!
Have you ever tasted snake poo?:	no. and i don't plan to.
What does a crab fart sound like?:	i dunno y don't u tell me.
Mary had a little ______ (finish the sentence):	little lamb?
What do you feed your pet leprechaun?:	drugs
Name three other ways you can use a hair dryer other than drying things.:	a gun. if u had a powerful one...to push things. to turn on and pretend u can't hear whoeva is talking.
Do you put on the left or the righ sock first?:	left i think.
Are you a cat person?:	yes.
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?:	1 million wood blocks
Where do babies come from?:	ya mum. (haha that works)
***When was the last time you...***
messed with your hair?:	just then.
used the bathroom?:	ages ago
hugged a llama?:	never.
Flung apple sauce at an old man and licked him clean?:	eww. never.
Set your alarm clock?:	5:30 in the morning
Fed your fish? (dont even tell me you dont have a nemo):	like 3 years ago when i had first...that's probably y their dead.
**More randomness**
Have you ever assualted someone with a zipper?:	no
A cucumber?:	no
Do you like cherries?:	yes.
Are you perfect?:	no.
Are you a male or female?:	female.
Check. Now tell me if you are male or female.:	female. :S
What is your favorite thing to lick?:	u don't wanna know. ;)
Have you ever tickled a goldfish?:	no...tried to poke one though.
Do you have crotch worms?:	no. haha
Have you ever had crotch worm cake?:	lol no.
Would you like to?:	no.
What would you do if....
You were being chased by a swarm of purple wasps?:	hide i guess.
you wore a suit made of 100 dollar bills to the ghetto?:	probably return home naked.
there was a dragon in your basement?:	ask him where merlin is!
you found a worm in your apple?:	think i was in the labyrinth
you found half a worm in your apple?:	vomit or something.
all the squirrels in the world died?:	haha.
The one you love most was gone?:	i dunno.
There were no more oreos?:	CRY AND SCREAM!!!! (haha)
someone offered you a boxful of dead mice?:	through it back in their face!
You were given three days to live?:	haha. i dunno. rape the person i like...i dunno what would u do?
You could travel through time?:	dunno.
you had x-ray vision?:	haha...
What flavor are you?:	yummy flavor.
Describe this quiz as a flavor.:	spearmint
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BASIC:
NAME:	Taylor
BIRTH DAY:	24th july
AGE:	13
HAIR COLOR:	blonde-brown
EYE COLOR:	blue-grey
SCHOOL:	mercedes -.-
DO YOU HAVE A JOB?	no
FAVORITE COLOR:	lime green
FAVORITE FOOD:	pasta
DO YOU HAVE PETS?	yes.
DO YOU DRIVE?	haha no. (funny story)
SMOKE:	ew no.
DRINK:	no.
SHORT THIS OR THAT:
COKE OR PEPSI:	coke.
HUGS OR KISSES:	both.
Mcdonolds OR BURGER KING:	Maccas
NIGHT OR DAY:	night.
FRIENDSHIP:
BESTFRIEND:	Sarah Sugimoto
AGE:	13
DO YOU TALK OFTEN?	yes
WHERE DID YOU MEET?	gym
WHY ARE THEY YOUR BESTFRIEND?	because she's so awesome
LAST TIME YOU TALKED?	last night
OPPISIT SEX:!
HAIR COLOR:	blonde or brown (the guy on my bus has really hot hair)
EYE COLOR	i don't care but they have to be pretty eyes
SKINNY OR FAT?	average
CUT OR BUILT?	built
SHORT OR TALL?	tall
LOVE OR MONEY?	love
REALATIONSHIP:
NAME OF BF/GF:	sexy face
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First post in a while

I haven't psted in a while cause i haven't found the time. I'm not at school today so i have decided to something not constructive...like write in my blog. My brother won't shut up! i have to listen to his gay ass singing!
Oh...happy birthday to Julie 1.6 sarah 5.6 jarrah 11.6 mark 11.6 and hayley 4.6 XD
Love u! (except maybe jarrah and mark...cause one i haven't even met jarrah (-.- leanne!) and mark well cause...that would be wrong!)
teehee
blah i swear gym is trying to kill me! ;P
ok... so i think i have wasted enough of my life... i might add another post if i get bored!
xx